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Jokes
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OK! A banjo player was down on LaSalle St. for some reason, and he wandered away from his car without first locking it, and he left the back window down next to his beloved instrument. Well he was two blocks away when he realized his huge mistake, and went racing back to correct this oversight.... but it was TOO LATE! there was already another banjo in the back seat with his! Two Rabbi's went into a bar to sit in with the band... C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors," so E-flat leaves. C and G have an open fifth between them and after a few drinks, G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a second." The very young very attractive woman walked up to the guitar player on stage and asked "Sir do you know I'll Walk The Line"? To which the guitar player queried "was that in E"? To which the young beauty replied "No that was in the Johnny Cash movie!" What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece
suit ? What do you call a guitar player who's broken up with his girlfriend? "Homeless!"
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